All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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