Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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