all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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