Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
this will be a night to untag.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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