Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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