chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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