Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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