Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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