We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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