Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We were destined to go to rehab together
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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