he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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