I want to have your abortion
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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