so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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