Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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