I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
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