There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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