I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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