so let's talk penis.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
