jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I'm passing your future prison.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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