the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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