Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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