I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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