I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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