You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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