Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
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