Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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