she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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