if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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