You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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