we're chasing vodka with high fives
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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