you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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