I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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