its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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