So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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