Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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