Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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