just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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