and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
she peed on how many people?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize