your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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