Do vagina's smell?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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