Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I want to have your abortion
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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