Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
