can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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