it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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