He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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