I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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