she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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