so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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