Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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