Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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