ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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